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April 2024
FEATURED is every day as the entire month now is dedicated to fooling and being fooled all sellebrated view a list of many April holidays
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First home phone installed day is April 4 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | |
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March 2024
FEATURED DAYS Day Light Savings Time starts 1 am spring ahead by one hour at that time to 2 am, Clover Honor Day (CHD) first discovered by the Irish slaves in America in the 1400's, start of spring Equinox on the 20th days get longer periods of sun, Bad Friday the day in the Gregorian calendar that represents Jesus the imaginary construct of the Roman Empire being murdered, Easter the day this imaginary construct rose again celebrated by Christian religious beliefs.
special days | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thur | Fri | Sat |
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Day Light Save starts early Sunday ahead 1hr | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 |
Clover and good luck day, start of spring equinox | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 |
Bad friday, Jesus murder | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
Easter Good Sunday, Jesus Alive! | 31 |
February 2024
FEATURED DAYS Ground Hog's Day is when we see if a large burrowing rodent comes up out of his hole thus indicating whether we have 6 weeks more of winter if there's no shadow. This is on par with "the science" used by modern a medi sin as it hunts dangerous unicorns and sees shadows and calls those things monsters with super powers when all that is there is cellular debris. February is also a month to celebrate only one particular race so we can no longer pay attention to fishers of men put out the race bait and all the other baters are then ignored for an entire month to be fair.
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Ground Hog Day Feb 2nd early spring predicted | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
Washington's Birthday celebrated all month | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
Presidents Day | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
extra day on 29th to make up for 4 years of extra .25ths | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 1 | 2 |
January 2024
FEATURED DAYS New Year's Day is when many humans recover from too much joy and dogs recover from being terrorized by loud bangs and Scissor Guy is celebrated in Christiandom for hacking off the most sacred part of Jesus dick and it never asks for forgiveness nor stops what it keeps doing now for 2,024 years
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Foreskin Holocaust Rememberance Day | 31 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 |
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December 2023
FEATURED DAYS Christmas 25th and New Years Eve 31st welcomes New Year's Day at midnight
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Christmas | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 |
New Years Eve & Day | 31 | 1 |
Christmas is a holiday that a religion enjoys in ritual every December 25 and New Years Eve is the last day of the Gregoryist calendar.
1850 illustration of Saint Nicolas with his servant Père Fouettard/Zwarte Piet
In Christendom, 1 January traditionally marks the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ
OMG tell Jesus to delay his visit to avoid sissor guy or maybe not come back at all can you imagine having to have part of your dick amputated twice?
Last Christmas a friend was sad and told me something was missing in his life and he couldn't put his finger on it.
He's not coming coming back.
During 1924 when Hollywood was young the silent film "The Sea Hawk" top grosses 2 million $
November 2023
FEATURED DAYS Halloween 31st and daylight savings is on night of 4th Saturday + Thankgiving
special days | Sun | Mon | Tue | Wed | Thur | Fri | Sat |
HALLOWEEN | 29 | 30 | 31 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |
at 2am Nov 5 we go back in time one hour | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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Thanksgiving | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 |
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Halloween is celebration of evil spirits having fun with holier than thou spirits amongst all the pagans and angels everywhere, it's symbolic of life & death and all the fun we have along the way!
Thanksgiving is when the illegal immigrant colonists came from Europe to create a better more free country and diligently worked with the native colonists to increase yields thus providing a bountiful supply of food for all.
Indian & Pilgrim Abundance Day (IPAD)
coming soon to a life near you January 2024