February 2024

FEATURED DAYS Ground Hog's Day is when we see if a large burrowing rodent comes up out of his hole thus indicating whether we have 6 weeks more of winter if there's no shadow. This is on par with "the science" used by modern a medi sin as it hunts dangerous unicorns and sees shadows and calls those things monsters with super powers when all that is there is cellular debris. February is also a month to celebrate only one particular race so we can no longer pay attention to fishers of men put out the race bait and all the other baters are then ignored for an entire month to be fair.

special days Sun Mon Tue Wed Thur Fri Sat
    1 30 31 1 2 3
Ground Hog Day Feb 2nd early spring predicted 4 5 6 7 8 9 10
Washington's Birthday celebrated all month 11 12 13 14 15 16 17
Presidents Day 18 19 20 21 22 23 24
extra day on 29th to make up for 4 years of extra .25ths 25 26 27 28 29 1 2

 

January 2024

FEATURED DAYS New Year's Day is when many humans recover from too much joy and dogs recover from being terrorized by loud bangs and Scissor Guy is celebrated in Christiandom for hacking off the most sacred part of Jesus dick and it never asks for forgiveness nor stops what it keeps doing now for 2,024 years

special days Sun Mon Tue Wed Thur Fri Sat
Foreskin Holocaust Rememberance Day 31 1 2 3 4 5 6
  7 8 9 10 11 12 13
  14 15 16 17 18 19 20
  21 22 23 24 25 26 27
  28 29 30 31 1 2 3

 

December 2023

FEATURED DAYS Christmas 25th and New Years Eve 31st welcomes New Year's Day at midnight

special days Sun Mon Tue Wed Thur Fri Sat
            1 2
  3 4 5 6 7 8 9
  10 11 12 13 14 15 16
  17 18 19 20 21 22 23
Christmas 24 25 26 27 28 29 30
New Years Eve & Day 31 1           

Christmas is a holiday that a religion enjoys in ritual every December 25 and New Years Eve is the last day of the Gregoryist calendar.

1850 illustration of Saint Nicolas with his servant Père Fouettard/Zwarte Piet

In Christendom, 1 January traditionally marks the Feast of the Circumcision of Christ

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8d/Menologion_of_Basil_047.jpg/640px-Menologion_of_Basil_047.jpg

OMG tell Jesus to delay his visit to avoid sissor guy or maybe not come back at all can you imagine having to have part of your dick amputated twice?

Last Christmas a friend was sad and told me something was missing in his life and he couldn't put his finger on it.

He's not coming coming back.

During 1924 when Hollywood was young the silent film "The Sea Hawk" top grosses 2 million $

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/1a/The_Sea_Hawk_-_1924_theatrical_poster.jpg

 

 

 November 2023

FEATURED DAYS Halloween 31st and daylight savings is on night of 4th Saturday + Thankgiving

special days Sun Mon Tue Wed Thur Fri Sat
HALLOWEEN 29 30 31 1 2 3 4
at 2am Nov 5 we go back in time one hour 5 6 7 8 9 10 11
  12 13 14 15 16 17 18
Thanksgiving 19 20 21 22 23 24 25
  26 27 28 29 30 1 2

Halloween is celebration of evil spirits having fun with holier than thou spirits amongst all the pagans and angels everywhere, it's symbolic of life & death and all the fun we have along the way!

Thanksgiving is when the illegal immigrant colonists came from Europe to create a better more free country and diligently worked with the native colonists to increase yields thus providing a bountiful supply of food for all.

Indian & Pilgrim Abundance Day (IPAD)

 

coming soon to a life near you January 2024